1. It is only in an IBADAN Fast Food that you ll seee "Meatpie N120"... "Meatpie (with Gen) N1500
2.Ibadan People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die
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3. Ibadan girls can still ask someone in a BBM group "are you on BBM"
4.BREAKING NEWS: KFC closes all branches in Ibadan.. Report says people just come in, take pictures and leave
5.A Typical Ibadan Man sprays all his Money at a Party and Treks home
6.IBADAN Girls still think ipad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow
7. Ibadan Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES
8.The World Can not End Tomorrow Cos ibadan girls still use spoon to drink viju milk
9. Its Only in Ibadan that Driver Use Hand to Trafficate even when the Car Trafficator is still Intact.
10. Ibadan Boys are Free because their Girls think KFC is a Football Club.
Am I wrong people? Comment Yours.......